Not me Monday, check out Mck Momma.
I have never pretended to be asleep on Sunday, to see if my husband would get up off the couch to pick him up after naptime, Not ME.
I have never taken my child to childcare and had a totally non-productive meeting with the principal.
I have never cried (out of sympathy and fustration for my child) in front of so-called principal, Note to self, need to talk to other home-shooling moms.
I have never thrown away or good-willed half of my children's toys when they were at school, Not Me!
I have never sat in the feedbunk so that heifer calves couldn't eat without touching me, I would also never sing to such heifers, Not ME.
I have never called my husband to come home for lunch so that he could pick up a dead turkey (wild) in the yard that the dogs have been eating.